{"id":1297,"date":"2026-04-08T11:12:53","date_gmt":"2026-04-08T17:12:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dc612.org\/?p=1297"},"modified":"2026-04-08T11:12:53","modified_gmt":"2026-04-08T17:12:53","slug":"april-9th-2026-ashleys-quest-to-watch-monty-python-faster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dc612.org\/index.php\/2026\/04\/08\/april-9th-2026-ashleys-quest-to-watch-monty-python-faster\/","title":{"rendered":"April 9th, 2026 &#8211; &#8220;Ashley&#8217;s Quest to watch Monty Python faster&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Hello Hackers!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This month we are joined again by Ashley, who will be presenting her talk &#8220;Ashley&#8217;s Quest to watch Monty Python faster&#8221;:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>This talk details Ashley&#8217;s journey to watch Monty Python (and every other blu-ray she got her hands on) faster, in which she got nerd-sniped into building a computer cluster capable of handling asymmetric nodes and tasks dynamically, to minimize latency and maximize throughput, and all of the specific intricacies she utilized to optimize it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bio<\/strong>: Ashley is a cybersecurity professional specializing in hardware, reverse engineering, and cyber operations, with a wide variety of interests (aka a massive nerd). She is also a federally certified drone pilot. \u201cIf you can break things, you can also almost break things, and I think that\u2019s neat.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Meeting will be on Discord. If you need an invite, <a href=\"https:\/\/discord.gg\/HYzJcfVGjH\">look no further<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello Hackers! This month we are joined again by Ashley, who will be presenting her talk &#8220;Ashley&#8217;s Quest to watch Monty Python faster&#8221;: This talk details Ashley&#8217;s journey to watch Monty Python (and every other blu-ray she got her hands on) faster, in which she got nerd-sniped into building a computer cluster capable of handling [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2331,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dc612.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dc612.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dc612.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dc612.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2331"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dc612.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1297"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dc612.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1298,"href":"https:\/\/dc612.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297\/revisions\/1298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dc612.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dc612.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dc612.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}